Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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