We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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