Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there was a trapeze. enough said
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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