Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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