I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
soo... how was my night?
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