Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

(1-303): View more from Colorado

did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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(904): View more from Florida

I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(408): View more from California

she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

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(317): View more from Indiana

she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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(530): View more from California

Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.

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at least it wasnt animals

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(313): View more from Michigan

Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.

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