i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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