Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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