why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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