Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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