Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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