I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
