What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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