dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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