ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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