you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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