just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think your dad took our porno
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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