? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
