I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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