wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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