Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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