Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize