All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
