dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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