Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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