Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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