If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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