I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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