Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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