Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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