nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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