i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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