HIV tests are more positive than that guy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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