Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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