She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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