how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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