she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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