so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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