Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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