She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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