Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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