Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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