I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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