Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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