Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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