She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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