My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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