With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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