I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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