kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Rumble strips road head = magical
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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