I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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