so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Drake has all the answers
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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