Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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